‘FED’ UP
THE “BUN-OFFICIAL” FEDERAL ELECTION POLL IS NOW ON AT BURGER HEAVEN! We are completely unbiased as we invite Eaters (Voters) to satisfy their political appetite and pick their favourite Candidate Burgers! From now until September 18th, the public is invited to Burger Heaven for one of their delectable fresh and juicy gourmet burgers and the chance to vote for their candidate in the upcoming September 20th Federal Election!
Justin Trudeau
Liberal Party
This ‘seasoned’ ‘Lean-to-the-Middle’ Prime Grade A juicy selection was “Just-in’ our previous Burger Poll menu and now savours the chance to stay on top of the burger board as things heat up in the proverbial political frying pan by striving to have a majority of diners choose this burger. Cooked on the front burner, it includes Ontario medium-aged cheddar, red hot sauce, crisp lettuce, a liberal slab of bacon, a slice of fresh tomato and is aiming to spice things up with ingredients that are indigenous to the country.
Erin O’Toole
Conservative Party
This tasty ‘Lean-to-the-Right’ Prime Grade A Beef burger, currently sizzling on the 2nd burner, has a new name and hopes to ‘cut the mustard’ and be on top of the burger board by saying lettuce lead. This culinary choice is cooked with relish and includes a conservative slice of tangy Quebec aged cheese, aromatic onion and zesty sauce. Plus, this ‘platter’-form can come with mushrooms (not mushrooming expenses). Full of flavour, it can also include pickled (we want to) ‘beet’ the current ruling party.
Jagmeet Singh
New Democratic Party (NDP)
To spice things up, this burger is ‘Singh’ing the praises of a Nicely Done Patty of ‘Lean-to-the-Left’ Prime Grade A Beef as it tries to gain ‘ground’ on the rear left burner by stirring the pot with promises of affordability. It includes strong O(u)nions, juicy tomato, tangy sauce, Scarborough orange cheddar and is served on a multigrain bun. This burger candidate relishes the opportunity to drain some fat out of the Liberals’ slice of bacon and ‘ketchup’ with the leading parties in the political kitchen.
Annamie Paul
Green Party
Grilled on the back burner this Prime Grade A Patty of Beef seasoned with Caribbean spices is a brand new addition to the burger poll menu. Served with a dollop of green relish, instead of ‘May-o’, a slice of organic garden tomato and organic Ontario goat cheese, it is cooked in a controlled carbon-free area on a back burner and offers the option of a green lettuce wrap. This burger is popular with our environmentally-conscious customer concerned about ecological issues and their political diet.
Maxime Bernier
People’s Party of Canada (PPC)
To spice things up and ‘Max”imize flavour, this Prepared Patty Choice (PPC) of Prime Grade A beef is fairly new to the political scene and grilled on the far right burner. It comes with a conservative dollop of Bernier (Bernaise) sauce, sharp fromage, a slice of fresh tomato and purple cabbage slaw.
Yves-François Blanchet
Bloc Québécois (BQ)
This choix de Prime Grade A Patty du bœuf B(BQ)’d grilled on the back center left burner comes with crisp greens, french dressing, piquant sauce, dijon mustard, et fromage bleu du Quebec. A ‘Chip off the old “Bloc’, this burger juteux is ‘separated’ from the rest in the proverbial political frying pan, especially in the West. Bon Appetite!
The (B)-UN Decided
Undecided
Not sure which burger candidate we want to select at the moment.